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Uni of Manchester IT director resigns after chopping 68 people

Magnus_Pym

Re: his work there is done

"always baffled me how serial screw-ups go from one highly-paid position to another, leaving devastation in their wake"

Boss: We need to improve services and reduces costs. Can you do it?

Applicant1: It's not possible and there are already too few staff.

Applicant2: It's not possible and there are already too few staff.

Applicant3: It's not possible and there are already too few staff.

Applicant4: Easy. And I can do it and make the board of directors look good too.

Guess which applicants are telling truth? Guess who gets the job?

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