Bah! Newfangled WhipperSnappers!
You want longevity? You want build quality? You want uptime measured in Millenia? I've got your computational device right here! That's right, I'm talkin' about Stonehenge, Baby! Beat That! HA!
Just don't ask me to reboot that BadBoy, it takes forever to realign those suckers.
*Shakes a palsied fist*
Now get off my loam!
=-D