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Major Hollywood studio eyes Paint Drying sequel

Crazy Operations Guy

If I were making it

I'd throw in single frames of child friendly images, then start a rumor that there is hard-core pornography in there so that the ratings board has to watch it very intently to make sure there isn't. Then I'd release a second one with such filth in it, but make sure no one knows about it until its gets its kid-friendly rating, at which point kick the "Think of the Children" brigade into high gear.

Maybe follow that up with a sequel of a camp fire burning and mix in some images of extreme violence into the flames. Mix it just enough that watching it normally wouldn't produce the images and only staring intently at it would do so (probably flicker the pixels so that the image is split into many fragments spread across frames so that the image is assembled in the viewer's brain by retinal after-images).

Yes, I have a twisted and depraved mind, but I only use it for good, like torturing the people that believe that someone getting disemboweled is OK to show to children, but breasts are reserved for adults and even a glimpse of genitals makes it pornography...

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