Re: 'powered by beef fat'
"How do you measure quantities of bullshit, anyway? By the trump? "
I think you may have just invented the perfect term for measuring bullshit. I propose this be added to the El Reg SI Units page forthwith.
For those unfamiliar with the word trump in English, it's a word to describe a fart, a noxious emission of gastric gases, a small explosion between the legs, flatulence, a bottom burp, a honker, thunder from down under, sphincter whistle, arse trumpet, trouser ripper and so on.