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The next Cuban gristle crisis: US Navy warship powered by beef fat

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Going green, and blue, and red, and pink...

If we're talking alternative fuels, there only one AltFuel good enough for the US Navy: Unicorn farts.

High energy content, smells nice, and actually removes CO2 from the air when it burns!

There is one caveat; Ironically this potent fuel is a bit TOO energetic for long-term reliable use in engines. Happily tho a small admixture of gnome farts produces a satisfactory burning rate.

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