Re: This is worse than Cryptowall
Trust me..it's not as bad as Cryptowall.
Now calm down and put away the Monster energy drink.
Outposts, Local Zone, Wavelength: It's a new era of distributed cloud, says AWS architect
Here's a bit of Intel for you: Neri a day goes by that HPE doesn't feel CPU shortage pinch
Remember the Dutch kid who stuck his finger in a dam to save the village? Here's the IT equivalent
Cloud vendors burp after last year's server sales feast, couldn't possibly eat any more
Kiwi tax probe squeezed $25m out of Microsoft – now it's Oracle's turn
Things Microsoft will be glad to never see again: Windows 10 1809 and Windows Phone Office
Gee, S/4HANA. Just what I always wanted: Customers are wary of what's in SAP's sack
WebAssembly gets nod from W3C and, most likely, an embrace from cryptojackers online
Ad network ransomware crook to flog £5k Rolex after court confiscates £270k in ill-gotten gains
Metasploit for drones? Best of luck with that, muses veteran tinkerer
OpenBSD bugs, Microsoft's bad update, a new Nork hacking crew, and more
China fires up 'Great Cannon' denial-of-service blaster, points it toward Hong Kong
Continuous Lifecycle London blind bird offer takes off soon: Book your place today at our DevOps conference
Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?
CloudBees SaaSifies Jenkins X running on Google Cloud Platform
Watch next month: Don’t get bogged down by multi-cloud complexity. Help is at hand
Two can play that game: China orders ban on US computers and software
David Phillips, godfather of UK tech distribution industry, dies aged 74
FTC kicks feet through ash pile that once was Cambridge Analytica with belated verdict
Ireland's B.ICONIC snaffles Stormfront to become largest Apple reseller in the UK
Elon Musk gets thumbs up from jury for use of 'pedo guy' in cave diver defamation lawsuit
Samsung Galaxy S11 tipped to escalate the phone cam arms race with 108MP sensor
Nokia 2.3: HMD flings out €109 budget 'droid with a 2-day battery
Apple: Mysterious iPhone 11 location pings were because of 'ultra-wideband compliance'
Forget sharks with lasers, NASA kits out an elephant seal with a sensor-studded skullcap
Asteroid Bennu is flinging particles of dust and rock from its surface – and scientists can't work out why
We know this sounds weird but in future we could ask fiber optic cables: Did the earth move for you... literally?
We're not trying to be rude here but... there's an ice giant stripping down, emitting gas as it orbits a hot white dwarf
US Homeland Security backs off on scanning US citizens, Amazon ups AI ante, and more
DeepMind founder behind NHS data slurp to be beamed up to Google mothership
You looking for an AI project? You love Lego? Look no further than this Reg reader's machine-learning Lego sorter
In a touching tribute to its $800m-ish antitrust fine, Qualcomm tears wraps off Snapdragon 865 chip for 5G phones
Behuld – zee-a internet ouff tuilet tissuoe at Meecrusufft Sveden. Børk børk børk!
Brian Eno's latest composition: A giant Christmas card with Julian Assange on it
Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy
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