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Re: @JeffyPooh Linux, Linux, Linux, Linux,

I do seem to be in a musical mood today for some reason!

Customer: Morning,

Linus: Morning.

Customer: What have you got?

Linus: Well, there's kernel and GNU,

kernel LXDE and GNU,

Kernel and mint,

Kernel, GNU and mint

Kernel, GNU, LXDE and mint

Mint, GNU, LXDE and mint

Mint, kernel, mint, mint, GNU and mint

Mint, LXDE, mint, mint, mint, GNU, mint tomato and mint

Mint, mint, mint, kernel and mint

Mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, cinnamon, mint, mint, mint and mint.

(Choir: Mint! Mint! Mint! Mint! Lovely Mint! Lovely Mint!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried kernel on top and Mint

Wife: Have you got anything without mint?

Linus: Well, the mint, kernels, LXDE and mint. That's not got much mint in it

Wife: I don't want any mint!

Customer: Why can't she have kernels, GNU, mint and LXDE?

Wife: That's got mint in it!

Customer: Hasn't got much mint in it as mint, kernels, LXDE and mint has it?

(Choir: Mint! Mint! Mint!...)

Wife: Could you do me kernels, GNU, mint and LXDE without the mint, then?

Linus: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like mint!

(Choir: Lovely mint! Wonderful mint!)

Linus (to choir): Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely mint! Wonderful mint!)

Linus: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have kernel, GNU, mint and LXDE without the mint.

Wife: I don't like mint!

Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your mint. I love it, I'm having mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, cinnamon, mint, mint, mint, and mint!

(Choir: Mint! Mint! Mint! Mint! Lovely mint! Wonderful mint!)

Linus: Shut Up!! Cinnamon's off.

Customer: Well, could I have her mint instead of the cinnamon then?

Linus: You mean mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint, mint and mint?

Choir (intervening): Mint! Mint! Mint! Mint!

Lovely mint! Wonderful mint!

Mint mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-nt mint mi-hi-hi-hi-hint mint.

Lovely mint! Lovely mint! Lovely mint! Lovely mint!

Mint mint mint mint!

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