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David Bowie: Musician, actor... tech admirer

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Old bloke dies of cancer.

Elton John to slightly rewrite "Candle in The Wind" for funeral.

He was the King of Hearts.

Etc.

The Daily Mash headlines practically write themselves.

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