Which cash-sucking consulting firm is involved?
I've just done the survey.
It has too much consultant-speak and should simply say "drinking whilst pregnant may injure, deform, or destroy your unborn child". Or it should say "drinking too much may damage necessary organs, cause you to injure yourself" or "drinking too much in one session will cause you to have spawn just like yourself"!
The instructions to the pubic are filled with thousands of words when 10-20 would suffice!