@Mikko, your suggestion...
Frankly, if you chance to meet anyone from Microsoft who is associated with Windows 10 Update, be kind to them and follow the same bait-and-switch mode of social interaction he is clearly comfortable with. So ask them if they would like a drink, and if they say yes, punch them in the fucking face.
...amuses me. But they have a really pleasant bar/restaurant on the Redmond campus called Spitfire, and I think it would be ill-mannered and downright churlish of me to implement your suggestion next time I'm invited there. Could I at least get one round of drinks in first?
