Reply to post: Re: Faster phone?

The new Huawei is the world's fastest phone

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Re: Faster phone?

It injects a dose of speed into your ear, as you talk, while sending a signal to the other person's phone with your weight and the dose it's given, so that their phone can dose them up to a roughly similar level.

They're working on a helium supply for the next model, so that your faster speech also achieves the correct level of squeakiness...

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