Re: The game is up Microsoft - your code is crap!
citation needed - you are suggesting that Linux is going becoming more shit and you are hoping that Windows gets better (you are a silly person)
Microsoft plays 'Spot the Azure VM that can disappear any time'
Oh noes! Half the NHS runs on Windows 7! Thankfully, here's Citrix with a virty vaccine
Co-op Bank online and mobile banking goes TITSUP*
Managing the Linux kernel at AWS: 'A large team of security experts' dealing with fallout from Spectre, Meltdown flaws
The Windows Phone keeps ringing but no one's home: Microsoft finally lets platform die
Join us on our new journey, says Wunderlist – as it vanishes down the Microsoft plughole
Kiwi tax probe squeezed $25m out of Microsoft – now it's Oracle's turn
Things Microsoft will be glad to never see again: Windows 10 1809 and Windows Phone Office
Intel might want to reconsider the G part of SGX – because it's been plunderstruck
Don't pay off Ryuk ransomware, warn infoseccers: Its creators borked the decryptor
SIEMs like a stretch: Elastic searches for cash from IT pros with security budgets
Advertisers want exemption from web privacy rules that, you know, enforce privacy
Continuous Lifecycle London blind bird offer takes off soon: Book your place today at our DevOps conference
Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?
CloudBees SaaSifies Jenkins X running on Google Cloud Platform
Watch next month: Don’t get bogged down by multi-cloud complexity. Help is at hand
Worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable and royalty-free: Amazon's Alexa NHS contract released
Two can play that game: China orders ban on US computers and software
David Phillips, godfather of UK tech distribution industry, dies aged 74
FTC kicks feet through ash pile that once was Cambridge Analytica with belated verdict
In tribute to Galaxy Note 7, BBC iPlayer support for loadsa Samsung TVs goes up in flames
Final update doled out to those who let Google sit on their face: Glass Explorer Edition cut off from the mothership
Xerox woos HP stock owners with talk of layoffs, selloffs and cash payouts post merger
Apple tipped to go full wireless by 2021, and you're all still grumbling about a headphone jack
ESA trumpets 'world's first space debris removal' with 4-armed junk botherer
We've heard of spam filters but this is ridiculous: Pig-monkey chimeras developed in a Chinese laboratory
Brewing in spaaaaace: SpaceX sends a malting kit to the International Space Station
Forget sharks with lasers, NASA kits out an elephant seal with a sensor-studded skullcap
I'll take your frame to another dimension, pay close attention: This AI auto-generates 3D objects from 2D snaps
Tesla has a smashing weekend: Model 3 on Autopilot whacks cop cars, Elon's Cybertruck demolishes part of LA
Homeland Security backs off on scanning US citizens, Amazon ups AI ante, and more
DeepMind founder behind NHS data slurp to be beamed up to Google mothership
And then there were two: HMS Prince of Wales joins Royal Navy
Internet jerk with million-plus fans starts 14-year stretch for bizarre dot-com armed robbery
Behuld – zee-a internet ouff tuilet tissuoe at Meecrusufft Sveden. Bork bork bork!
Brian Eno's latest composition: A giant Christmas card with Julian Assange on it
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