Oi! Jesus....
Ironically I cut my hair short before getting back into the dev game (5 years ago I was a happy but poor liquor merchant... i mean who in their right mind wouldn't enjoy being able to drink on the job?) to avoid the Jesus comments.
That said, the new colleague I met on my second day had hair nearly as long as my own so I ended up growing it abit longer again (though he wasn't Jesus, more... Oi, Hippy!).
As for the documentation and a project being left to rot when your gone, yep I can relate *evil grin*
Annon to protect the Guilty/Innocent