Butters both sides of both slices of bread.
Places them in said toastie machine without it going everywhere (I doubt even a cyberdyne hal 5 could do that, it's not cooking it's an art form)
You toast already buttered bread? It is a wonder that the metling fat has not already burnt down your house.
There was a bit on the radio in the last week where a woman did just that and had t ocall the fire brigade out..
A see icon moment if you ask me.