Until someone invents an iOt device that does the following I'm not interested,
Turns on toastie maker.
Gets egg from fridge.
Butters both sides of both slices of bread.
Places them in said toastie machine without it going everywhere (I doubt even a cyberdyne hal 5 could do that, it's not cooking it's an art form)
Close toastie maker and cook to perfection.
Serve with a bit of pepper after cooling to an acceptable human meatsack temperature where you don't feel as if you have just licked the sun.
Code examples welcomed in VB,C,Java,Python,Monty