Re: What were the odds those 7 words could be combined
Well, that'd work in Blighty but not in the US of A, so...
...so tough shit, perhaps?
You have failed in your duty as an educator, a purveyor of the Queen's English* to the fat drawling colonials.
* It is possible that she doesn't use quite the same "reach" of language as the Reg, but that's merely because of her regal status. Behind closed doors, I do hope when inducting Corbyn as a Privy Councillor she took the opportunity to remind him that he's an unalloyed c*nt.