Re: Something smells fishy
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Ask your missus (or any female co-worker!!!) to shove one up their special place and walk around. See if her gait is somewhat pronounced!!!
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Why should it be? ISTM that the container is no bigger than the size a tampon swells to. In fact, had she attached a string and wad of cotton-wool to it, it is unlikely that anyone conducting a strip-search would have looked any ... um ... deeper, and she would have got away with it.
The ceramic egg-shaped things that some women insert and walk around with to strengthen their pelvic floor following childbirth are also bigger and heavier than a Kinder surprise.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
