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Boffins solve bacon crisis with newly-patented plant

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Good substitute for Real Bacon(tm)...

..until other earnest boffins discover that when consumed in excess (above a sarnie per month) causes nausea, hiccups, hallucinations, liver failure, eyeball worms, kidney implosions, irreversible impotence, brain rot, and a sudden, irresistible desire to watch Jersey Shore which may be related with the brain rot, so forget we mentioned it.

This and/or it costs four times the price of the porcine variant.

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