Re: |Hmmm... click bait
Agile - "we can't be bothered to document anything"
Scala - "we're too groovy to write anything anyone will ever actually use"
Java - "the consultants said it was good"
Lean - "we'll be offshoring next year"
DevOps - "why pay for separate ops when you can have devs do everything?"
Cynical you - not cynical enough. Yet.