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Boffins solve bacon crisis with newly-patented plant

Your alien overlord - fear me

Veggie trick to start world domination. It's probably like that devil's food quorn. Tried their sausages. Didn't feel at all bad - throwing the cooked and rest of the uncooked ones in the bin.

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