Reply to post: Can you imagine the fun

Top cops demand access to the UK's entire web browsing history

Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
Big Brother

Can you imagine the fun

of those bloody websites that popup links to everywhere when you try and browse them , a favorite of the ad sites on facebork.

Only take 1 of them to be slightly dodgey and blammo.. the cops have you and the interview will end up going like this

<Police> we know you surfed an illegal site, we have the records, what did ISIS tell you to do?

<you> What site?

<police> you know very well which site

<you> I dont know what you are talking about

<police> right seems he denies surfing that site, lets 'encourage' him to co-operate

<you> ow ow ow ow ow ow

-----

Much later

<Judge> you are found guilty of surfing an illegal site

<you> I dont know what site you are on about

<Judge> sentenced to 25 yrs in prison

<you> what site?

-----

Much much later

--

<Lawyer> I've finally been granted access to the list of webistes you surfed that day

<You> and what site was it?

<Lawyer> www.human_rights.com

<you> who?

POST COMMENT House rules

Not a member of The Register? Create a new account here.

  • Enter your comment

  • Add an icon

Anonymous cowards cannot choose their icon