Next thing you know they will be banning something because they are not very good at it. Obviously broken Boris Bikes and cycling in general is safe but you have to wonder about November 11th..
Note to Dave..
See that subversive Boris? Ay? Ay? Behind You!
He's got his poppy on upside down and is after your job. Don't try to see if he floats. Burn the bastard now... Tis the season.