Reply to post: Bacon causes cancer? My Ass...

Bacon can kill: Official

Bluto Nash
Paris Hilton

Bacon causes cancer? My Ass...

...was recently (very) thoroughly investigated as part of my repeating "Congratulations! You're over 50!" party, and all was well. Living in the Southern part of the U.S., where the "all you can eat breakfast buffet" was born and lives on, I can vouch for the fact that a whole lot of pig has gone through me, with only enough scrambled eggs to avoid scandalous talk by the other patrons. Mrs. Nash will attest to the fact that I avoid veggies at all cost (because they taste icky) and am a frequent member of the "brown plate" brigade - having added no vegetables for color and instead covered it with meat from various critters - processed, red and otherwise.

Paris because of chemicals and yoga pants.

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