Re: Rusty 1 Denies goat-shagging charges. Unconvincingly.
Title (singular), hmm yes, I typed it in, once. No need to be excited by that.
Yesterday I changed the direction of my bicycle so as to avoid a small animal on the road - in doing so I may well have experienced an accident (cars hurtling past etc.). I presume, as far as you are concerned, that makes me a hero (self sacrifice in the presence of danger etc).
"hero" - "rape" equivalence - it's all a matter of scale, isn't it? I'm not a hero, you weren't raped.
Oh, and goats, yes I like them. Cooked properly (takes a while!), with a good bit of fresh English mustard, they are quite appetising.
Next Tuesday?