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Bracken assembles old GDS crew for Co-op

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Oh dear god

Dear Co-op,

I thought you were getting back on your feet after the trials and tribulations of the last couple of years, but no. After getting rid of 1 cowboy who cost you Billions, you decide to employ 5 others who will no doubt fritter what little money you have left away like water.

Some guidance for you.

1. "Digital" is Shoreditch bollocks for an iPad Banking app, and screwing up your main web site so its mostly massive chunks of white space plus giant text and UI elements that looks cack on anything other than a tablet, and especially dire on a computer screen.

2. Disruption and Innovation - the only disruption will be to the smooth running of your technology function and your banking business, the only innovation will be in them finding new ways to feck things up.

3. What ever salaries they are demanding - quarter it.

Yours Sincerely

Former customer.

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