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Apple quietly swaps out MacBook Retina displays to fix skin-peeling stains

Gordon 10
FAIL

Wrong. He's actually being used as a green power source under their new HQ. Every time the lights flicker they rev him up by announcing a new product such as a mini IPad or a giant iPad with a stylus.

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