Re: Why the snark?
Having said that, it doesn't stop weekenders driving up from the west of the state from going into a panic when they see these situations for the first time too.
I really don't think a Land Cruiser, Range Rover, F150/F350 or a Chevy Suburban is any bigger than a LWB transit or a Merc Sprinter van, and people seem to be able to parallel them no problem, even without rear windows.