Re: oh noes
Just remember one thing you absolutely need to do on your way to Gitmo... establish a religion for better treatment. I suggest the 4B's: Beach, BBQ, Beer, and (cabana) Babes or (cabana) Boys.
This will require them to provide you with extensive time on the beach, eating BBQ, drinking Beer and being serviced by the appropriate "B" person as practicing member of this religion. The added benefit is that whole Marine contingent will probably convert to the same religion post-haste.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
