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NASA announcement of MAJOR MARS DISCOVERY imminent: WHAT can it be?

onceuponatime
Joke

manager: "Hey guys, budget meeting is coming up. I need something to convince congress we need more money."

<wavey lines>

Scientist: "Hey manager, we found something."

Manager: "What did you find?"

Scientist: "More dirt, lets make a press conference."

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