All praise the glorious prophet Eadon!
I'm building a small shrine to the prophet in my garden. In front of it will be a fire pit for burning Windows install media, may the smoke be pleasing to the master. Next to it, a ceremonial hammer and anvil WHERE I CAN SMASH WINDOWS HARD DRIVES. Sorry about that, shouting at things is a key tenet of Eadonism and us novices need to practice this daily :)