Reply to post: Sorry, got the first sentence wrong

3D printer blueprints for TSA luggage-unlocking master keys leak online

Brent Longborough
Holmes

Sorry, got the first sentence wrong

"The integrity of more than 300 million travel locks has been compromised after 3D printing files for a range of master keys were posted online."

Should be:

"The integrity of more than 300 million pieces of luggage has been compromised after some stupid American numpty came up with the idea of backdoor keys, and some even more stupid American management numpty approved his idea instead of firing him, thereby granting access to luggage handlers worldwide."

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