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The three John Does,
Who sue for woes,
"I'm badly hurt!"
Their war cry goes.
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"The details out!"
Their lawyers shout.
"The pain! The pain!"
But we all doubt.
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Up goes our cry,
"Please not again!"
This barnyard show,
Is all for gain.
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So they got caught out,
For hunting hoes.
Won't some smart Joes,
Please tag their toes.