Re: Surprised
"but to fool the bosses back on Earth, you squeeze a few of the alcohol cleaning wipes into the mixture"
Knowing human nature, I'd be really surprised to learn that there hasn't always been a cobbled together still on the station.
So, drank the good stuff, and replaced it with spaceshine, let that age, lather rinse repeat, and what Ardbeg Distillery received was in fact only a few days old.