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SPACE WHISKY: Astro malt pongs of 'rubber and smoked fish'

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Re: Surprised

Well, once you've drunk the whisky, you simply top up the barrel with the aforementioned urine, but to fool the bosses back on Earth, you squeeze a few of the alcohol cleaning wipes into the mixture, and add in a bit of rubber, plus the previously present wood chips.

This should give a rough approximation of Ardbeg anyway. *Ahem!* [ducks and runs for cover]

Ardbeg is even peatier than Laphroaig, and is a bit on the TCP side for my tastes.

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