Re: "My name is Philip."
There's also this marvelous exchange:
A: "Well, Peter - can I call you Pete? - the principle of the connected society is that all parties to the transaction have a clear understanding of their role in it and its progress towards an ultimately successful completion at which point a committed transaction can trigger an API-driven response resulting in a zero-touch high-efficiency payment execution in the cloud ..."
Q: "You can't call me Pete, because I'm David. We still haven't settled the question of legality, though."
A: "Oh, look, I'm sorry Pete, I have to be on stage in three minutes, but I'll be happy to field your question offline. I'll get my girl to reach out to our lawyers and get you in touch."
m.theregister.co.uk/2014/12/29/enough_with_like_an_uber_for_x_already/