Re: The Internet of Things summarised
1. Take two items never designed to go together; the more idiotic the combination, the better. The level of naivety displayed must be staggering.
Don't forget that at least one of the items must be a time-limited one (in this case the bulb illumination itself), so that when it does go TITSUP it renders the whole device non-useful and destined only for the recycling bin, even if the other abilities are still arguably usable.