Re: A fine staple of hangovers in the Southern USA....
Last time I was in Texas (December last), I had biscuits and gravy.
Airline food was much better.
So was pretty much everything, including McDonalds.
That stuff is sodding awful, like wallpaper paste on sad scones. As for what passes for "sausage" there, the less said the better.
BBQ on the other hand was magnificent.