Re: 'humorous' ties
You see - ties damage productivity. They should be banned.
Imagine all that comedic hysteria in the workplace. How can anybody expect to get any work down in-between all the chortles, guffaws and other assorted expressions of hilarity?
"Oh look' AC is wearing his Wile E Coyote tie! Oh nurse, please stitch up my sides - they have split with laughter!"
How could you do this to your poor colleagues? For shame!