lets start a new craze
if everyone who is forced to wear a tie does the following:
extend the thin bit of the tie with string or something similar, or just buy a very long tie.
attach string / tie end to your penis, make it obvious that the string extends into your boxers/pants
every 5 minutes, pull the tie, smile a bit, maybe dribble every 3rd time
its important to note that you wouldnt actually have to attach the string to your penis. once this has enough momentum, the mere sight of the string, and eventually, the action of just pulling your tie and smiling will prevent the whole planet from wearing ties.
just a thought.
i realise i am being a bit sexist here, but surely noone makes chicks wear ties? maybe we could do something with a servo and a love egg. im still musing on it.