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Re: What a load of crap posted here


I have an entry position for a dynamic young intern willing prove their ability to work towards exacting standards.

You will start on Monday, you will not get paid until after September and only on the condition that your work satisfies my requirements. Your first tasks will be painting the house and mowing the lawn twice a week (of course you have to bring paint, tools, petrol any protective gear and take out a life insurance to benefit my company - just in case you break your damn neck and I have to hire a professional to finish the paint job).

One just can't get staff these days, so I am happy to hear that someone, somewhere is flexible and conscious of the needs of business.

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