Re: YELLOW paint?
"Or, if you believe the adverts on TV, blue"
It's the Queen's Vagina, so of course, being royal, it should be blue. And what the hell is it doing in France? Has the Palace been informed? Are the pesky French, not satisified with cutting bits off their own royalty, now doing it to ours?
Harumph! I demand an immediate cross-channel expedition to repatriate the Royal Pudenda!