Unlikely
Dogs are considered unclean.
Anon. Oh, come on, would you like a fatwa up your backside?
Another senior Gov.UK bod makes a dash from public sector, falls into AWS's arms
ICANN demands transparency from others over .org deal. As for itself… well, not so much
It’s been two years since net neutrality was killed in the US. Let’s celebrate by having another fight over it
Microsoft plays 'Spot the Azure VM that can disappear any time'
It may be out of sync with the US govt, but Huawei is rolling out its Harmony OS to more devices in 2020
The Windows Phone keeps ringing but no one's home: Microsoft finally lets platform die
Join us on our new journey, says Wunderlist – as it vanishes down the Microsoft plughole
Kiwi tax probe squeezed $25m out of Microsoft – now it's Oracle's turn
Google Chrome will check for breached credentials every time you sign in anywhere
Beware of bad Santas this Xmas: Piles of insecure smart toys fill retailers' shelves
Alleged Nigerian social engineer wins free flight to the US for business email fraud and love scams
It's the end of the 20-teens, and your Windows PC can still be pwned by nothing more than a simple bad font
Continuous Lifecycle London blind bird offer takes off soon: Book your place today at our DevOps conference
Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?
CloudBees SaaSifies Jenkins X running on Google Cloud Platform
Watch next month: Don’t get bogged down by multi-cloud complexity. Help is at hand
When is an electrical engineer not an engineer? When Arizona's state regulators decide to play word games
Worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable and royalty-free: Amazon's Alexa NHS contract released
Two can play that game: China orders ban on US computers and software
David Phillips, godfather of UK tech distribution industry, dies aged 74
Lobes carry the load, says IDC: 'Hearables' sector accounts for half of all tech clobber sold
In tribute to Galaxy Note 7, BBC iPlayer support for loadsa Samsung TVs goes up in flames
Final update doled out to those who let Google sit on their face: Glass Explorer Edition cut off from the mothership
Xerox woos HP stock owners with talk of layoffs, selloffs and cash payouts post merger
Boffins find proof that yes, Carl Sagan and Joni Mitchell were right, we really are all made up of star stuff
ESA trumpets 'world's first space debris removal' with 4-armed junk botherer
We've heard of spam filters but this is ridiculous: Pig-monkey chimeras developed in a Chinese laboratory
Brewing in spaaaaace: SpaceX sends a malting kit to the International Space Station
Scientists are using machine learning algos to draw maps of 10 billion cells from the human body to fight cancer
With a warehouse of unsold AR googles, Magic Leap has a brainwave… let’s rebadge ‘em and sell to business!
RISC-V Xmas gifts: SiFive emits vector-enabled cores, Western Digital teases new SweRVs, VxWorks hugs ISA, Samsung rolls it into 5G...
I'll take your frame to another dimension, pay close attention: This AI auto-generates 3D objects from 2D snaps
Oi, Queenslander who downloaded 26.8TB in June alone – we see you
And then there were two: HMS Prince of Wales joins Royal Navy
Internet jerk with million-plus fans starts 14-year stretch for bizarre dot-com armed robbery
Behuld – zee-a internet ouff tuilet tissuoe at Meecrusufft Sveden. Bork bork bork!
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