Reply to post: Re: Knife fail

Festival tech: Charge your mobe while you queue for a pee

Dave 126 Silver badge

Re: Knife fail

http://cashncarrion.co.uk/collections/frontpage/products/classic-reg-swiss-army-knife

This is a bloody good knife. The tool for removing stones from unicorn hooves is also a reamer, so can be used to drill holes - so you can attach your Clipper lighter to a piece or paracord, for example, or fashioning a pipe out of a piece of wood if you can't find your Rizla - or used as a crude needle for tarpaulins and the like.

The tweezers are invaluable.

Both blades are as sharp as hell, but the little one will stay unblunted by the cruder tasks you might put the big one to.

It will open tins of beans and bottles of beer.

It is very handy for stripping cable and re-wiring plugs - of limited use at a festival it's true, unless a lighting technician has given you a backstage pass whilst pissed (not unheard of).

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