Golden record...
Narrator: "Time: the future. Place: a distant museum in the Twilight Zone..."
Zog: "This new exhibit came from that crashed spacecraft we found recently."
Zarg: "Any idea what it is ?"
Zog: "We think it's a drink coaster, probably for some form of Djinnan Tonnix as it came with a stick for the olive. Almost certainly a ritual object..."