Re: I believe the bacon...
+1
I have no desire to live a tiresome and insipid life just so I can "live" to be 105 and die dribbling into my cornflakes (unsweetened, with skimmed milk, natch).
+1
I have no desire to live a tiresome and insipid life just so I can "live" to be 105 and die dribbling into my cornflakes (unsweetened, with skimmed milk, natch).