Reply to post: Re: Knife fail

Festival tech: Charge your mobe while you queue for a pee

Your alien overlord - fear me

Re: Knife fail

No corkscrew - since when did Tenants come in a cock stoppered bottle?

No tweezers - if you can't get it out with the pliers, you're not trying hard enough.

Now, the lack of a stone removing tool for my unicorns shoes, well, no excuse there.

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