Reply to post: Where's My Cow?

Milking cow shot dead by police 'while trying to escape'

Robert Helpmann?? Silver badge
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Where's My Cow?

The manager of the Rising Sun Farm, which witnesses thought was the source of the hoofed escapologists, contacted the Chronicle to say that the farm did not own any cows.

Does your cow bite?

No.

OK. HRUUUGH! OW!!! I thought you said your cow does not bite!

That's not my cow.

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