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Milking cow shot dead by police 'while trying to escape'

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Try getting that sort of response if you report an actual crime being committed

No bloody chance!

Just ring back a couple of minutes later saying that it's OK and that you shot the criminal yourself. They'll be there in minutes.

"You said you shot someone, Sir"

"You said you had nobody available, constable"

(yes, old gag but perfectly valid)

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