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Milking cow shot dead by police 'while trying to escape'

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So they needed to go up high instead of walking close?

When a cow has beef (sorry) with you, best keep out of its way - there is a lot of kinetic energy in a cow that decides to start moving.

They had to shoot it, the steaks* were too high.

(* actually by the late Tommy Cooper who could do that sort of material really well)

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