So they needed to go up high instead of walking close? If someone got a picture of it, and the cops wanted to shoot, why not from where the photo was taken. Not like the cow was wearing camouflage and hiding in the woods.
Cisco slips on a Tolkien ring: One chip design to rule them all, one design to find them. One design to bring them all...
Huawei 5G kit in Faroe Islands: Chinese ambassador 'linked Huawei contract to ... trade deal' – report
Another senior Gov.UK bod makes a dash from public sector, falls into AWS's arms
ICANN demands transparency from others over .org deal. As for itself… well, not so much
Microsoft's Teams goes to bat for the other team with preview on Linux
It may be out of sync with the US govt, but Huawei is rolling out its Harmony OS to more devices in 2020
The Windows Phone keeps ringing but no one's home: Microsoft finally lets platform die
Join us on our new journey, says Wunderlist – as it vanishes down the Microsoft plughole
LightAnchors array: LEDs in routers, power strips, and more, can covertly ship data to this smartphone app
You had one job, Cupertino: Apple's Intelligent Tracking Protection actually gets tracking protection
Bad news: KeyWe Smart Lock is easily bypassed and can't be fixed
Google Chrome will check for leaked credentials every time you sign in anywhere
Continuous Lifecycle London blind bird offer takes off soon: Book your place today at our DevOps conference
Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?
CloudBees SaaSifies Jenkins X running on Google Cloud Platform
Watch next month: Don’t get bogged down by multi-cloud complexity. Help is at hand
When is an electrical engineer not an engineer? When Arizona's state regulators decide to play word games
Worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable and royalty-free: Amazon's Alexa NHS contract released
Two can play that game: China orders ban on US computers and software
David Phillips, godfather of UK tech distribution industry, dies aged 74
How many steps was that, then? Uncle Sam's lawyers, watchdog race to probe Google's Fitbit gobble
How much cheese does one person need to grate? Mac Pro pricing unveiled
Lobes carry the load, says IDC: 'Hearables' sector accounts for half of all tech clobber sold
Final update doled out to those who let Google sit on their face: Glass Explorer Edition cut off from the mothership
You cannae break the laws of physics, cap'n... Boffins call BS on 'impossible' black hole, fear readings were botched
Space Force is go, go, go! Because we have a child as President of the United States
Boffins find proof that yes, Carl Sagan and Joni Mitchell were right, we really are all made up of star stuff
ESA trumpets 'world's first space debris removal' with 4-armed junk botherer
Revealed: NHS England bosses meet tech, pharma giants to discuss price list of 65 million Brits' medical data
Colorado cryptocoin execs spark up blunt '$722m ponzi scheme' criminal charges after investments go up in smoke
Non-unicorn $700 e-scooter shop Unicorn folds with no refunds – after blowing all its cash on online ads
$13m+ Swiss Army Knife of blenders biz collapses to fury of 20,000 unfulfilled backers
Careful with that Axe, Eugene: Excessive use of body spray causes school bus evacuation
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